intj-paradigm:

All of the xTJs are controlling. But you’ll notice,

ESTJ and ISTJ are typically more draconian.

ENTJ and INTJ are typically more machiavellian.

When an STJ decides to control you, you’ll talk shit about them in the snack room and hush up when they walk by.

When an NTJ decides to control you, you wont know it. 

“If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
— Immanuel Kant (via unusuallyintoxicated)

Conan! What is best in life?

Conan! What is best in life?

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

I would be guilty of doing this

(via okay)

modmad:

weasley-detectives:

scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD

NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD

IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER

IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS

AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON

SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

I once saw it without the cone on its head. It was very distressing.

Glasgow is a land of proud and noble people

(via colourfulmetaphor)

mrcloudmotivation:

Uhhhhh…. uhhh….I’m confused.
mrcloudmotivation:

Uhhhhh…. uhhh….I’m confused.

intj-paradigm:

lifethrucrystallizedeyes:

Overview of INTJ with vulgar language. Watch it. You won’t regret it.

"Sometimes you get feelings though….fuck that all those shits do is get in the way"

AHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHA OMG PLZ WATCH THIS

Your life will be improved. 

INFJ Confession #574

infjconfess:

I’m halfway through college, but I feel like there’s no point. I need a degree to be successful, but I’m not happy. Why does society have to be this way?

As an INTJ I have eerily similar sentiments towards education as a whole. To me it seems asinine the way the world is setup for education. People are more concerned with getting good grades than actual learning.